This page lists the tools Brain had used or attempted to use in his quest for world domination. If a tool wasn't used, no matter how close he came to using it, a concise reason it wasn't used is given. Demonstrations of a tool aren't counted.
Compiled From Animaniacs
Merlin's "Take Over The World" spell.
- Win Big:
The Infindibulator, will make every person who has change in their pockets magnetically drawn to the ground.
- Bubba Bo Bob Brain:
A subliminal message from the tape player.
- Meet John Brain:
Brain as President of the United States of America.
- The Helpinki Formula:
An infomercial selling the Smallerizer System Plus.
- Battle for the Planet:
Television, the great deceptor.
- Jockey For Position:
The Reverse Geotropic Arrestor would have stopped the earth and made everyone fly off.
- Pavlov's Mice:
Vacuumilator, uses air pressure to vacuum everything toward it.
- Where Rodents Dare:
The Catylistic Immobilizer which freezes its victim for 24 hours.
- When Mice Ruled The Earth:
A time machine.
Changing the past and altering the course of history.
- Puppet Rulers:
Becoming popular with children with a children's TV show.
A cryogenic chamber.
- Brain Meets Brawn:
- Cranial Crusader:
A costume so he can become a crimefighting superhero.
The fame and forum a superhero receives.
- Don't Tread On Us:
The "Declaration of Obiedience" to be put in place of the "Declaration of Independance".
- Hercules Unwound:
Zeus' lightning bolt.
- In The Garden Of Mindy:
A powerful stink bomb!
- Das Mouse:
Pancakes turned hypnotic using the secretions of a Peruvian frog and enhanced with the meat of a rare white crab.
- Of Mouse And Man:
An endless voice mail system.
- Tokyo Grows:
Miniaturization ray turned by Brain into an enlarging ray.
- That Smarts:
Unamed device that makes Pinky smart.
Forced Vertoconvector, designed to create millions of steaming geysers lifting people off the ground, immobilizing them.
- Pinky & The Fog:
The Fog, the ability to befog men's minds using his fingers.
- Where No Mouse Has Gone Before:
A plaque giving aliens the impression Brain is Earth's leader.
The Titanocycle 4000, a gigantic clothes-dryer with three speeds and an automatic lint guard a half a mile long.
- TV or Not TV:
The Great Capitulator, creates a denture whose smile mesmirizes those who see it.
- Napoleon Brainaparte:
An exploding crepe suzette.
A chain letter.
- A Pinky And The Brain Christmas:
Noodle Noggin, Brain's doll capable of hypnotizing humans.
- Around The World In 80 Narfs:
A gigantic wooden thingie on wheels with which Brain disguises himself as a cow.
Every piece of real estate above the 39th floor bought with "no money down".
The Hubble Space Telescope.
- Ambulatory Abe:
The statue of Abraham Lincoln.
- Mouse Of La Mancha:
- The Third Mouse:
Vienna's sewer system.
- The Visit:
The DNA codes of night vision in field mice.
Pensamplivox, gives Brain's parents the ability to speak.
- It's Only A Paper World:
Chia Earth, a duplicate of Earth where all of civilization will be lured.
- Collect 'Em All:
Trading cards with Brain's image on them.
The moon would have been if it has been covered by billions of tiny self-adhesive mirrors.
Pinky after he becomes a famous modern artist.
- Plan Brain From Outer Space:
Zalgar, the space alien, would have been if he hadn't had his own plans.
- The Mummy:
Toilet paper, used to make people think the mice are mummies.
- Robin Brain:
Bath water which he never got to use.
A band of merry men to steal from the rich and give to Brain.
- The Pink Candidate:
PromptoSpecs, displays the well reasoned response Brain types in on a keyboard.
Pinky as President of the United States of America.
- Brain's Song:
A sad tearjerker movie, causing the world's leaders to give up their power.
- Welcome to the Jungle:
Mind control candles that were to be produced by an unnamed machine.
- Megalomaniacs Anonymous:
He created the Nit-a-matic which makes sweather and angora socks, but he doesn't use it for world domination.
- Brain Of The Future:
A time travel ship.
A World Domination Kit that he never got to use.
Multiphasic transrepliclonator pods that will make Brain's mice master race.
- Two Mice And A Baby:
Brain wanted to use the baby Superman.
- The Maze:
Sub-sonic transmitter with a dilithium matrix chip which would have broadcast Brain's message of total subjucation.
- Hoop Schemes:
Fame as a basketball player.
Air Brain shoes.
A robotic arm.
- A Little Off The Top:
The secret of Sampson's strength if he had discovered it.
- Leave It To Beavers:
Pinky, after being forced up the evolutionary ladder.
- This Old Mouse:
Virtual Reality Transynchlotron, capable of not only simulating games, but simulating the future
- Pinky & The Brain And... Larry:
The synchronoclastic remote controller which would have controlled every remote controller and garage door opener.
- Where The Deer And The Mousealopes Play:
3-D "magic eye" technology.
- My Feldmans, My Friends:
A tower, complete with a rubber nub on top, which will transmit the signal from Brain's radio station, KBRAIN.
- Brain Noir:
The Fedor-A-Matic which will shrink everyone's hats with the power of steam.
- Funny, You Don't Look Rhennish:
Sinusite, which gives people a sneezing fit, was never found.
- Mice Don't Dance:
Steam powered tap shoes that will tap out in Morse code his subliminal message.
- Brain Drained:
Screenwriters formulating plans that he can use as his own.
- Brain's Bogie:
A tatoo of the words "property of Brain" which he planned to place on a discrete area of the Earth.
A hollow cube that would be made of a titanium corundum super alloy.
- Say What, Earth?:
The Silitronlinguifactor, brings inanimate objects to life.
- All You Need Is Narf:
A lava lamp which was to spew out colorful lava-like matter and then harden, trapping those in it.
- Brain Acres:
Huge vegetables that will obey Brain's every command.
- The Pinky Protocol:
A conspiracy theory.
- Brain Storm:
A Verkimer suit which allows them to take control of a tornado.
- The Real Life:
A record album from the 1970s containing songs by Rush Limbaugh.
Joining the cast of "The Real Life".
- Pinky And The Brainmaker:
A gemination machine that makes clones from a photograph.
Brain's dancing clones that would have created the world's most beloved Celtic dance group.
- Calvin Brain:
A commercial that uses the latest in subtle advertising techniques.
Fame as a fashion designer.
- Pinky Suavo:
The Personalitron which extracts personality traits.
Pinky as Pinky Suavo
Joining the ultra secret organization of world leaders called T.H.E.Y. to gain access to their vault.
- Brain's Way:
Brain's Palace, a hotel/casino of epic proportions.
Lounge singing, to draw people in to his palace.
- Briany Jack:
The hippies' dental work
- A Pinky And The Brain Halloween:
Jackolantronic Broadcasting System to broadcast Brain's message of subjugation.
- Broadway Malady:
- But, That's Not All Folks!:
An abandoned military satellite.
The world's most complete mailing so Brain can deluge everyone with junk mail.
- Leggo My Ego:
Dr. Sigmund Freud after he has been hypnotized by Brain.
Emporer Franz Josef after being hypnotized by Dr. Sigmund Freud under Brain's control.
- Big in Japan:
The tail of the rare fish Mugu which is only eaten by Japanese sumo wrestlers.
His mechanical suit modified to make him a champion sumo wrestler.
- Operation Sea Lion:
Sea lions and other aquatic mammals
- You Said A Mouseful:
Axis Shiftatron which would shift the Earth's axis by one millionth of a percent.
The destruction of all tea bags except his.
- Bah, Wilderness:
Children of visiting world leaders.
Electronic listening devices in the pencil holders the children will make.
- Pinky At The Bat:
A leather repellant spray.
Playing for a recently created baseball team.
- Schpiel-borg 2000:
- You'll Never Eat Food Pellets In This Town, Again!:
- Brainie The Poo:
- Melancholy Brain:
Discord within Hamlet's family.
- Beach Blanket Brain:
Suntan lotion laced with a hypnotic substance.
- The Family That Poits Together, Narfs Together:
Acme Gene Splicer, gives Pinky's parents the ability to speak.
- Inherit The Wheeze:
Particle Accelerated Magnetotron
- The Pinky P.O.V.:
A gadget that somehow helps turn everyone's pants into gelatin when hooked up to an electric guitar and amplifier.
- Brain Food:
A liquid containing the Medulla Stem Piney Nut that makes its consumer smart.
- Pinky's Turn:
A satellite to disable the snooze alarms on every clock radio in the world.
- Dangerous Brains:
A superconductive hydromagnetic beam inside a modified aquatic tank with millions of tiny magnets at the bottom.
- Whatever Happened To Baby Brain:
Stardom as an adorable child actress.
- To Russia With Lab Mice:
A hybrid of caviar and peanut butter.
A special fish mutating capsule.
- Hickory Dickory Bonk:
A device that makes clocks all over the world chime at once.
- A Legendary Tail:
A legend featuring the Brain.
- The Pinky And The Brain Reunion Special:
The reunion special
- Brainwashed Part 1: Brain, Brain, Go Away:
Trachiomatic control chip to gain control of Tom Bodett.
Schëerskåhøvên by an as yet unknown force
- Brainwashed Part 2: I Am Not A Hat:
Schmëerskåhøvên by an unknown force
- Brainwashed Part 3: Wash Harder:
Schmëerskåhøvên thanks to Dr. Mordough's cat Precious.
- Star Warners: